The Aniversary Throw OUT!!
Welcome, Welcome, How nice to see you again!.
I have been working on a little of everything this week. It has been hard to get back in to it since I came back from my vacation but I am trying. I realized that tomorrow marks one year of Blogging for me!! I am hoping this is a good thing! I have enjoyed sharing with you over the past year and I hope that you have enjoyed reading!
Since it is hard for me to share my original works with you on a weekly basis. I have decided to try out a new Idea I have been kicking around. I am sure you have seen the yard sale pictures, that another artist bought and added an Iconic Pop-culture figure into on the web. Well my Idea is similar. Take an Iconic passage from a classic literary work and r-write it in modern slang...I don't know I just thought it would be fun, so I am trying it out on you this week!! Hope you enjoy!!
HORATIO
TRANSLATION:
HAMLET
TRANSLATION:
HORATIO
TRANSLATION:
HAMLET
MARCELLUS
TRANSLATION:
HAMLET
TRANSLATION:
HORATIO
*******
He he that was fun, I think I will do it again!! Please keep in mind that this is completely for fun and I do not have any intention of going any further than this web page with it. But If you have any suggestions, please feel free to post them below :) Until next time 'Merca.
I have been working on a little of everything this week. It has been hard to get back in to it since I came back from my vacation but I am trying. I realized that tomorrow marks one year of Blogging for me!! I am hoping this is a good thing! I have enjoyed sharing with you over the past year and I hope that you have enjoyed reading!
Since it is hard for me to share my original works with you on a weekly basis. I have decided to try out a new Idea I have been kicking around. I am sure you have seen the yard sale pictures, that another artist bought and added an Iconic Pop-culture figure into on the web. Well my Idea is similar. Take an Iconic passage from a classic literary work and r-write it in modern slang...I don't know I just thought it would be fun, so I am trying it out on you this week!! Hope you enjoy!!
Season your admiration
for a while
With an attent ear, till I may deliver,
Upon the witness of these gentlemen,
This marvel to you.
With an attent ear, till I may deliver,
Upon the witness of these gentlemen,
This marvel to you.
Dude, chill. Listen, while
I tell you what Marc and Bernie saw the other night.
‘Sup
Two nights together had
these gentlemen,
Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
In the dead vast and middle of the night,
Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe,
Appears before them, and with solemn march
Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd
By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,
Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, distilled
Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me
In dreadful secrecy impart they did;
And I with them the third night kept the watch;
Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time,
Form of the thing, each word made true and good,
The apparition comes: I knew your father;
These hands are not more like.
Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
In the dead vast and middle of the night,
Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe,
Appears before them, and with solemn march
Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd
By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,
Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, distilled
Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me
In dreadful secrecy impart they did;
And I with them the third night kept the watch;
Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time,
Form of the thing, each word made true and good,
The apparition comes: I knew your father;
These hands are not more like.
TRANSLATION:
They were on guard duty the past couple
nights. In the middle of the night they saw the ghost of your dad walking around
the grounds. They said he walked by like three times, and they were too afraid
to move. Don’t tell them I told you though, I swore I would not tell anyone. I
went with the third night to make sure they weren’t messing with me, and sure
as shit he showed up. It was totally your pops yo, looked just like him.
TRANSLATION:
Dude! Where?
Up on the catwalk, by the turrets.
Did you talk to him bra?
My lord, I did;
But answer made it none: yet once methought
It lifted up its head and did address
Itself to motion, like as it would speak;
But even then the morning cock crew loud,
And at the sound it shrunk in haste away,
And vanish'd from our sight.
But answer made it none: yet once methought
It lifted up its head and did address
Itself to motion, like as it would speak;
But even then the morning cock crew loud,
And at the sound it shrunk in haste away,
And vanish'd from our sight.
TRANSLATION:
Sure did bro, but he didn’t answer. I thought he was trying to talk, ‘cuz I saw
his lips moving but no sound came out. But then that fuckin bird started
crowing in the square and scared him off. The sun was coming up so we didn’t see
him again. *******
He he that was fun, I think I will do it again!! Please keep in mind that this is completely for fun and I do not have any intention of going any further than this web page with it. But If you have any suggestions, please feel free to post them below :) Until next time 'Merca.
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