From Jen's POV
JEN Leave it to Storm Jasper to unintentionally get us invited to a cover model runway show. The eye candy in this room is enough to get even the sandiest of vagina’s juices flowing again. Our seats are to the right of the long runway, second row, towards the end. The shape of the stage is what catches my eye. The far end is rounded instead of squared, an odd detail, likely lost on anyone but me. I follow the lines upstage and find two large spherical decorations, large enough to block the view of the entering models on either side of the runway. A small smile creeps across my lips when I realize what I am looking at. The runway is in the shape of a giant dick. This has to be some sort of design mistake, doesn’t it? The lights drop and the white stage and spheres begin to glow with a Carmel color. Laser lights begin to paint thick red lines down the catwalk. The people around me start to recognize what I already noticed, gaping at the scene before them...